Meh

I'm feeling a tad bit unhappy today. Maybe it's because I only had one cup of coffee today. Maybe it's for other reasons. Whatevah.

Aloha Kâkou!

The Hawaiian language is wonderfully melodious. Hawaii's state fish, for example is called the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a (HOO-mu-HOO-mu-NOO-ku- NOO-ku-AH-pu-WAH-a). The language is so vibrant and poetic! At the moment, my favorite phrase is "ku`u pua mae`ole" meaning my dear unfading flower. I love you in Hawaiian is said "Aloha wau iâ `oe" (ah-loh-hah-vau-ee-AH-oe).

Just Some Factual Information

Maine is the toothpick capital of the world. In other news, Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. My middle name is Anna, which is quite boring in comparison.

Hmm

I hear birds chirping outside. They kind of sound like people.

I Need It To Live

I drink 2 cups of coffee per day. On those days where I go without my 2 cups of blissful caffeine, I am a very malicious, and perhaps even dangerous, person.

Prostitution Among Chimps

Marharhar! I was highly amused by the following article:
Female Chimps...

I Don't Enjoy Conversations on the Telephone

The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime. I am not the average person because talking on the phone makes me uncomfortable because I cannot analyze the other person's facial expressions, and so that is why I would only spend 1 year, if even that, on the phone in my lifetime. The end.

Warning: This One's Creepy

I've been a vegetarian for almost two years now. I tell myself that I chose the herbivore lifestyle because of my unconditional love for animals. However, one of my ulterior motives might be that I'm absolutely terrified of cannibalism and I fear that some evil person will one day slip human flesh into my meat.

Farfar...

In Swedish, "Farfar, får får får? Nej, farson, får får inte får, får får lamm" means "Grandfather, may sheep give birth to sheep? No, grandson, sheep may not give birth to sheep, sheep may give birth to lambs." I found that little tid-bit entertaining :D

Another Masterpiece

I proudly present to you fine folks ....

The Man With the Golden Locks!