Three Things

1) Sometimes life is really ridiculous.
2) I want to live in a house shaped like a mushroom.
3) In England, farmers are required to give their pigs toys to play with. Cute!

And that's all I have to say for now.

Best Recipe Ever?

M&M Pancakes. I could eat them all day, every day. Of course, the secret is to only use yellow, orange, and brown M&M's because the other colors would taint the pancake batter.

Sandwiches

I've been trying to start conversations about sandwiches with various people. I mean, there's so many things to discuss about sandwiches. Favorite bread? Toasted or not? Favorite toppings and condiments? This can segue into a discussion about favorite cheeses and vegetables, which can segue into a discussion about vegetarianism. And then you could talk about PETA, and their racy ads, and then general commercials that you enjoy watching, and then sandwich commercials, and then you can talk about your favorite sandwich!

Nail Polish

I love the way nail polish colors are named. I usually buy light pink nail polish, which isn't really too exciting, but the names spice things up. Three of my favorites are I Need A Vacation, Italian Love Affair, and Aphrodite’s Pink Nightie.

Facebook Surveys

I love it when people put effort into answering facebook surveys because you get to learn some pretty darn interesting things about them. Of course, there are some idiotic questions on those surveys, like, "Is heartbreak as bad as they say it is?". There are other questions I like though, like, "What's in your pocket?" or "What color are your walls?". Those are the kind of things I like to know. Like, like, like. I need to expand my vocabulary, lol.