Fruitcake

Why do people always hate on fruitcake? It's full of raisins and rum and yumminess and magical surprises. I want some right now.

Glasses

I think glasses are one of the most important inventions ever. So many brilliant people wouldn't have been able to write or paint without them. And I wouldn't be able to text or facebook chat with my bff Marianne, whose vision isn't very good. It's crucial for my mental health to tell her about the amusing and/or awkward things that happen to me everyday. Plus, she looks like a sexy librarian when she wears her glasses.

Yahh, So I Made This