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Ohmahgawd, Sooo in Lovee

2010-06-29T00:38:00.003-04:00

This pig is so precious that it bumps up piglets to the #2 spot on my favorite animals list. I mean, look at those boots! Aaaah! Not quite as cute as a chicken in boots, but it comes close.

Why I Fucking Love the Japanese

2010-06-20T17:05:00.002-04:00

The Walkable Sleeping Bag.

Coral!

2010-06-18T02:24:00.002-04:00

I like to look at pictures of coral reefs. some of the fauna looks disgusting, but in a pretty kind of way. It makes me think of an alien that fell down into the ocean and was like, split open on a sharp rock and the poor things guts fell out and grew into some crazay underwater life.

LOL, that's gross. I'm going to bed.

Hahahaha!

2010-06-15T15:47:00.006-04:00

I was looking at Kimmy Gibbler fan pages on facebook, and this old lady, Dorothy, joined two different Kimmy Gibbler groups and left some very odd comments. I love old people.

Oh My Lanta

2010-06-15T15:18:00.003-04:00

Okay, so I lurvvvvvvvvve Bob Saget, he's even #6 on my list of super favorite celebrities*, but I can't deny that Kimmy Gibbler is my favorite character from Full House. How can you not love and adore such a spunky gal?

*At the moment, Patrycja's Super Favorite Celebrities List includes: Amy Winehouse, Michael Cera, Charlie Day, Miley Cirus, Amir Blumenfeld, Bob Saget, Aunt Jemima, and Chris Colfer

Pretzel M&M's

2010-06-02T16:23:00.005-04:00

The new M&M's are cute little pretzel balls snuggled in a coating of M&M's chocolate. Honeycakes, I am tellin' you, these are very delicious.

Two Truths und One Lie

2010-05-29T17:38:00.007-04:00

Two of these facts are true and one of these happens to be false

-I want a magical child that's the size of Thumbelina
-I think my dad has the wrong facial structure for a mustache
-I am attracted to mailboxes

LAWL!

2010-05-23T13:24:00.004-04:00

Ahaha, this picture is precious

Opera, Yo

2010-05-15T00:58:00.003-04:00

I think it'd be interesting to see opera slowly incorporated into mainstream music. I don't wanna hear full-on opera songs on the radio, but it would be cool to hear someone sample some opera music into their song. There are bands like Son Lux that already do that shiatzu, but they're not even popular enough to be on limewire.

Super Awesome

2010-04-18T12:31:00.004-04:00

So this is a wedding cake topper with cats and chickens on it! I'm pretty sure that Future Patrycja is going to purchase this lovely item cause chickens are my favorite animals evahhh.

2010-03-29T18:19:00.003-04:00

One of my bus drivers got a slightly different haircut than he usually gets. He looked like a changed man, like he was happier and more confident looking. I wonder if he had any liberating experiences lately.

People That I Wish I Was Friends With

2010-03-27T11:15:00.008-04:00

1. Original Aunt Jemima: She sends of this warm, nurturing aura, like if you were sad, she would give you a magical hug and plate of sweet, hot pancakes and she would sing soothing songs until you were better.
2. Amy Winehouse: She's quite a wreck, but man, she'd be awesome to hang out with. You can have wild, insightful conversations with her or you could wreak havoc upon the town.
3. Edward Scissorhands: He is such a sweet pie and no one would mess with me if they knew he had my back.
4. Charlie Kelly: He's the funniest man ever and his antics never fail to entertain me. If he learned proper hygiene skills, he could be my soulmate. Kitten Mittens FTW

WURQ IT

2010-03-24T19:58:00.005-04:00

RuPaul's Drag Race is one of my favorite shows of all time. The contestants are so fun and fiery and when they get all dolled up, some of them are sexy as hell (I'm talkin bout you, Raven)!

(For those of you unfamiliar with the show, it's like America's Next Top Model except it's 20 times more hilarious and lovable and it's for drag queens.)

Coolest Hobo Ever

2010-03-11T17:40:00.004-05:00

Today on the bus there was this man and somehow he had manged to tie a plastic shopping bag full of lord knows what* to one of the buttons on his shirt. Quite innovative.

*Perhaps his dinner?

The Great Bus Mystery

2010-03-08T23:47:00.007-05:00

I was on the bus one morning and saw that someone had etched "Compton 213 st" onto the back of a seat. #Naturally# I ended up googling the address and found out that it was a place in California. Google Maps showed me that the street has some very nice shrubbery and exquisitely shaped trees and the houses are adorable and they look like they're from the 70's.

Why did someone carve a street into one of the sun-faded plastic blue seats of a dingy New York bus? The graffiti artist was homesick? Bored? Random? Trying to spread sunshine to the winter stricken East Coast? Relaying a cryptic message to a drug lord, a detective, or a secret lover? I'm going to think of this Compton stranger every time I see something scrawled over the bleak walls, windows, and seats of a bus.

Fruitcake

2010-02-21T14:13:00.002-05:00

Why do people always hate on fruitcake? It's full of raisins and rum and yumminess and magical surprises. I want some right now.

Glasses

2010-02-08T19:59:00.002-05:00

I think glasses are one of the most important inventions ever. So many brilliant people wouldn't have been able to write or paint without them. And I wouldn't be able to text or facebook chat with my bff Marianne, whose vision isn't very good. It's crucial for my mental health to tell her about the amusing and/or awkward things that happen to me everyday. Plus, she looks like a sexy librarian when she wears her glasses.

Yahh, So I Made This

2010-02-03T00:09:00.001-05:00

Dear Person Who Created the Power Rangers

2010-01-31T11:42:00.001-05:00

Thank you for making my childhood a bit more awesome. I really really really liked that show.

I Would Make An Awesome Drag Queen

2010-01-28T23:42:00.002-05:00

Guitars

2010-01-28T23:37:00.002-05:00

I usually don't like guitar solo's. They bother my ears. I do enjoy guitars under these conditions:

-flamenco guitars
-accompanied by satanic screaming in the background
-whatever kind of guitars the Killers have cause they make me think of cowboys and astronauts
-mcr music. it's terribly embarrassing to admit, but i can't be in denial about my poor musical tastes
-guitars that make me wanna skip and/or dance
-and also when the cold war kids play

Hmm, maybe I like guitars more than I thought? I think I learned something bout my self today

2010-01-13T22:51:00.003-05:00

Why is the stereotypical fireman portrayed with a mustache? Having something flammable growing on your face doesn't seem like a good idea when you're constantly battling fires, even if it does make you look like a distinguished individual.

2010-01-03T03:59:00.003-05:00

I want to be friendlier so that peculiar people will feel comfortable approaching me and we will have fantastically odd conversations.

YES

2009-12-22T15:22:00.003-05:00

The Pillowig is the most genius accessory I've ever laid eyes on. You can sleep anywhere in comfort! They should shell these babies out in homeless shelters.

Rats

2009-12-16T20:54:00.010-05:00

It would be fantastic if I could train a rat into becoming my henchman. I mean, rats are kinda cute when they're not diseased, and if I could put a leash on one of those feisty critters, it'd look pretty fantabulous. And if someone's was giving me trouble I could just be like "Watch out, bitch. My rat will give you rabies". Lawl.

I Want To Learn Japanese

2009-12-07T21:21:00.004-05:00

I was watching a documentry about how Japan's population is drastically decreasing. There'll be a lot of job opurtunities in the future and living in Tokyo would be really rad. If my Mustache Museum plans don't work out, I think I shall move to Japan.

Mooo!

2009-12-06T11:21:00.005-05:00

There's this facebook group called "The guy who discovered milk......what was he doing with the cow?". I believe that there is a fairly reasonable explanation for his discovery. He saw a calf feeding from its momma and thought, "Hey, maybe I can recieve nourishment from that big speckled creature too! Unga!Unga!". Or maybe he saw this commercial:

2009-12-01T22:11:00.003-05:00

So I was supposed to go to sleep super early today so I wouldn't be all crazy tomorrow, but I can't stop looking at pictures of insane-o nails. Here are some Wild-West themed nails that I think are fantabulous, mostly because I think cowboys are fantabulous.

Oh Hey Y'all, It's Thanksgiving!

2009-11-26T14:29:00.012-05:00

At the moment, I am thankful for pancakes, christmas cupcake candles, purple wigs, miley cyrus dancing around in her cowboy boots, dopamine, the starbucks barista who eavesdrops on my conversations and gives me extra whipped cream, accents, going really high on the swings, the gigantic fluffy teddybear that lives in my room, and the lovely people who read my blog :D

Is Sarah Palin Wearing a Bump-It?

2009-11-23T17:17:00.003-05:00

That Sarah is one classy lady, amiright?

Santa, I Hope You're Reading This

2009-11-21T13:26:00.002-05:00

I would very much like to own the following items:

Sun Hat!

Burger Cooker! (I don't actually eat burgers, but this nifty machine is ideal for making stuffed pancakes that are super delicious!)

Bread Shoes?

2009-11-11T13:15:00.002-05:00

How odd.
I can't believe these babies are already sold out!

My Two Loves Combined

2009-11-07T16:21:00.001-05:00

coffee candles!

Bearberries (aka Hog Cranberries)!

2009-10-20T22:10:00.005-04:00

Bearberries are really peculiar. The berries aren't tasty at all, but the leaves of the plant have kinda magical medicinal properties. According to folklore, bearberries can be used to treat arthritis, back pain, bed wetting, bronchitis, diabetes, headaches, gonorrhea, kidney infections, rheumatism, and much, much more. Over-dosing on bearberries may result in blueish-gray skin.

Also, Algonquins combined bearberries with tobacco and the mixture was called Kinnikinick. LOL.

The Person Who Wrote This Is My Soulmate

2009-10-19T23:15:00.005-04:00

Neat

2009-10-04T15:49:00.003-04:00

These pictures are from a street art project in London, called Little People. How adorable!

SALT

2009-09-22T17:22:00.002-04:00

I'm really thankful for refrigerators because otherwise salt would still be super expensive and I wouldn't be able to afford the good kind of pretzels.

A Poem That I Fancy

2009-09-05T22:03:00.003-04:00

One of my best friends sent a poem to me. It's written by Shel Silverstein and I loveee it.

"In the undergrowth
There dwells the Bloath
Who feeds upon poets and tea.
Luckily I know this about him,
While he knows almost nothing of me."

Excitement!

2009-08-05T14:23:00.004-04:00

I was browsing through Wikipedia articles when I found this golden nugget of information:

Miramax Films is in production of a film called 'Gnomeo and Juliet' starring the voice talents of James McAvoy and Emily Blunt, set to be released in 2010.

Ok, so, I love James McAvoy because he's Scottish and he was brilliant in Atonement and as Mr.Tumnus in the Chronicles of Narnia, and I love garden gnomes because they are bewitchingly adorable. If you think I'm going to see this movie, you are 100% right mister.

Photographic Evidence

2009-08-03T23:09:00.003-04:00

Thanks to information from my dear friend Arizona, I have had a revelation regarding the identity of the evil M&M. In the past I had hypothesized that the blue M&M was evil. However, now I am pretty sure that the red one is the villain. I mean, take a look at this gruesome photo of Red happily playing with someone's internal organs!

In Other News...

2009-07-29T12:17:00.004-04:00

I've been awake for 2 hours, I've had 4 cups of coffee, and I want more. This is going to be an interesting day. Also here is a picture of a sculpture by Tsang Cheung entitled The Coffee Kiss.

Breaking News

2009-07-29T12:07:00.003-04:00

So yesterday, my dear friend Arizona* told me a very thought provoking fact: "a new study emerged about how the blue dye found in blue M&Ms can help people suffering from spinal injuries and such". I was very shocked to hear this. Has my assumption that the blue M&M's are evil been wrong for all of these years? Maybe the red ones are the true evil masterminds after all. I just don't know what to think anymore.

*Name has been changed to protect my friend from red M&M's once they find out that we know who the real evil M&M's are.

Yeah...

2009-06-20T22:35:00.004-04:00

So today I watched the movie He's Just Not That Into You and I wish I had the ability to be as blunt and straightforward as Justin Long's character.

The Bus

2009-06-17T22:00:00.004-04:00

Sometimes I see people on the bus that I really wish I was related to. For example, once I saw this precious 11 year old in a suit and he was all by himself and I thought to myself, "If I ever have a son, I want him to look exactly like that boy and he'll be named Charley and one night when my husband refuses to accompany me to a fancy cocktail party because he's busy working on his new business project, I'll be sitting in the parlor dramatically drinking a martini and I'll yell,"Charles, come play a tune for mother!", and Charley will clamber up to our grand piano imported from France and he'll play some complicated symphony and I'll stare at the ceiling and think about how I should have married that artsy guy from college".

A Few More Nifty Pictures From Russia...

2009-06-14T15:37:00.003-04:00

Things I Hate

2009-06-11T20:45:00.002-04:00

1- Boiled carrots.
2- This question: "If a tree falls down and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?". Of course it makes a sound!!! It's not like the whole world is set to mute just because a human isn't there to here it.
3- Inconsistent bus drivers.

The World is Kinda Amazing

2009-06-11T00:39:00.004-04:00

When I was looking around GoogleEarth, I noticed that some places in Russia have beautifully colored water. It's like this amazing kind of cerulean. I was compelled to find out more about Russia and I discovered that they have some amazing architecture over there. They have everything from kitschy folk houses to victorian mansions to gorgeous castles!

I think I'll put up a few more pictures later cause Russia is totally awesome.

Horoscopes

2009-06-09T16:36:00.002-04:00

Some people say that horoscopes are a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. I think this is true regarding to those ridiculous, vague horoscopes that they have in teeny-bopper magazines. However, I think there is a lot of truth to personality descriptions based on zodiac signs. I thinks it's awesome how accurate they can be.

Wowza

2009-06-02T17:19:00.004-04:00

So I was taking my weekly stroll through CVS when all of a sudden I see the strangest thing... Strawberried Peanut Butter M&M's!

I just had to buy a pack, although I was a little apprehensive over the strange sounding flavor. The M&M's were actually very good. (I don't know why I was so surprised because all M&M's are good but anyways...) They contained very generous amounts of peanut butter, which I thoroughly enjoyed. The strawberry flavor added a sweet, fruity kick. It was a very interesting combination. Kind of like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (aka my favoritest sandwich ever).

Three Things

2009-05-27T01:15:00.005-04:00

1) Sometimes life is really ridiculous.
2) I want to live in a house shaped like a mushroom.
3) In England, farmers are required to give their pigs toys to play with. Cute!

And that's all I have to say for now.

Best Recipe Ever?

2009-05-17T13:32:00.004-04:00

M&M Pancakes. I could eat them all day, every day. Of course, the secret is to only use yellow, orange, and brown M&M's because the other colors would taint the pancake batter.

Sandwiches

2009-05-11T17:11:00.002-04:00

I've been trying to start conversations about sandwiches with various people. I mean, there's so many things to discuss about sandwiches. Favorite bread? Toasted or not? Favorite toppings and condiments? This can segue into a discussion about favorite cheeses and vegetables, which can segue into a discussion about vegetarianism. And then you could talk about PETA, and their racy ads, and then general commercials that you enjoy watching, and then sandwich commercials, and then you can talk about your favorite sandwich!

Nail Polish

2009-05-10T00:59:00.003-04:00

I love the way nail polish colors are named. I usually buy light pink nail polish, which isn't really too exciting, but the names spice things up. Three of my favorites are I Need A Vacation, Italian Love Affair, and Aphrodite’s Pink Nightie.

Facebook Surveys

2009-05-02T12:48:00.002-04:00

I love it when people put effort into answering facebook surveys because you get to learn some pretty darn interesting things about them. Of course, there are some idiotic questions on those surveys, like, "Is heartbreak as bad as they say it is?". There are other questions I like though, like, "What's in your pocket?" or "What color are your walls?". Those are the kind of things I like to know. Like, like, like. I need to expand my vocabulary, lol.

Meh

2009-04-29T00:51:00.002-04:00

I'm feeling a tad bit unhappy today. Maybe it's because I only had one cup of coffee today. Maybe it's for other reasons. Whatevah.

Aloha Kâkou!

2009-04-25T01:23:00.011-04:00

The Hawaiian language is wonderfully melodious. Hawaii's state fish, for example is called the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a (HOO-mu-HOO-mu-NOO-ku- NOO-ku-AH-pu-WAH-a). The language is so vibrant and poetic! At the moment, my favorite phrase is "ku`u pua mae`ole" meaning my dear unfading flower. I love you in Hawaiian is said "Aloha wau iâ `oe" (ah-loh-hah-vau-ee-AH-oe).

Just Some Factual Information

2009-04-19T20:50:00.001-04:00

Maine is the toothpick capital of the world. In other news, Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. My middle name is Anna, which is quite boring in comparison.

Hmm

2009-04-15T04:12:00.000-04:00

I hear birds chirping outside. They kind of sound like people.

I Need It To Live

2009-04-11T16:33:00.004-04:00

I drink 2 cups of coffee per day. On those days where I go without my 2 cups of blissful caffeine, I am a very malicious, and perhaps even dangerous, person.

Prostitution Among Chimps

2009-04-08T18:50:00.003-04:00

Marharhar! I was highly amused by the following article:
Female Chimps...

I Don't Enjoy Conversations on the Telephone

2009-04-07T19:35:00.003-04:00

The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime. I am not the average person because talking on the phone makes me uncomfortable because I cannot analyze the other person's facial expressions, and so that is why I would only spend 1 year, if even that, on the phone in my lifetime. The end.

Warning: This One's Creepy

2009-04-06T16:56:00.003-04:00

I've been a vegetarian for almost two years now. I tell myself that I chose the herbivore lifestyle because of my unconditional love for animals. However, one of my ulterior motives might be that I'm absolutely terrified of cannibalism and I fear that some evil person will one day slip human flesh into my meat.

Farfar...

2009-04-04T21:46:00.002-04:00

In Swedish, "Farfar, får får får? Nej, farson, får får inte får, får får lamm" means "Grandfather, may sheep give birth to sheep? No, grandson, sheep may not give birth to sheep, sheep may give birth to lambs." I found that little tid-bit entertaining :D

Another Masterpiece

2009-04-03T17:10:00.002-04:00

I proudly present to you fine folks ....

The Man With the Golden Locks!

Oy Vey!

2009-03-31T23:00:00.001-04:00

History papers drive me mad!

Yummers

2009-03-29T23:36:00.001-04:00

Everyone knows that March 14th is National Pi Day. But does anyone know that January 23rd is National Pie Day?

Insects Are Prettay Clever

2009-03-27T21:49:00.003-04:00

You know how like, cavemen used to get their protein from eating insects? Well these days, the people of westernized societies think that consuming bugs is an extremely revolting and corrosive act. Why is that? Maybe the insects of Northern America had harnessed the power of an abandoned alien laboratory from deep within the deserts and they used that energy to modify the human appetite?

Also...

2009-03-27T18:33:00.003-04:00

Turtles can breathe through their butts. Tehehehe!

Kittehs Are Strange

2009-03-27T18:29:00.001-04:00

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. Meow!

Garden Gnome

2009-03-24T00:16:00.003-04:00

I don't mean to brag, but I am quite the artist.

I Did It!!!

2009-03-21T16:35:00.006-04:00

I finally bought premium M&M's!!! I got the Mint Chocolate flavour (sinfully good white chocolate mint wrapped in dark chocolate). They are deliciously creamy and almost worth the $4.99 price. Yummm. Next time I want to try the Triple Chocolate ones :D

Enough of That Mustache Stuff

2009-03-20T00:05:00.001-04:00

Let's talk about cats. These lucky creatures sleep 16-18 hours a day. I am quite jealous.

Deck of Cards Mustache Update

2009-03-18T17:51:00.014-04:00

I have recently found out the following information :

"Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the Middle Ages: Heart represented the church, Spades represented the military, Clubs represented agriculture, and Diamonds represented the merchant class".

Everyone's entitled to their own opinions, but I personally believe that clergymen are the least sexy of the afore mentioned professions. Hence, the King of Hearts is unable to grow a sexy mustache. Idk, it made sense in my head.

I Quite Like Mustaches

2009-03-15T23:40:00.003-04:00

The King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache. How tragic. I can imagine the other three kings making fun of the poor fellow for his lack of masculinity.

This Week Has Been Bizarre and Wearisome...

2009-03-13T17:56:00.005-04:00

Chocolate Perfection

2009-03-10T18:18:00.003-04:00

I haven't eaten M&M's for several weeks. What is wrong with me?! I need to get myself to CVS and buy some. If I don't cheap out, maybe I'll even buy the premium M&M's. I've heard they are delicious and I've wanted to try them ever since I read their review from candyaddict.com . Omgsh, I have no idea which flavor I'd choose first.

*I just found out I'm blacklisted from the candyaddict website. Wha???

The Sweetest Drawing I've Ever Seen

2009-03-09T17:07:00.001-04:00

Courtesy of young JJ.

2009-03-08T20:18:00.005-04:00

"Of all human weaknesses, Obsession is the most dangerous"
-Mighty Aphrodite

Thursdays

2009-03-05T16:49:00.006-05:00

Thursdays make me super excited! It's the day I get a new Jake and Amir episode, and the day I can watch the newest episode of Skins on the internet, and the day that The Office and 30 Rock are on TV!!! And also I'm really excited for today's episode of Skins because it's about JJ, the most psychedelic character ever!

Apology

2009-03-04T17:24:00.003-05:00

I am really ashamed of myself for doing so, but when I was little I killed snails for fun. I am sorry dear snails.

Things That Make Me Smile

2009-03-03T21:08:00.003-05:00

'Ello folkes. For my English course, I had to write up a list of things that I like and I thought I would share some of those things with you fine fellows! Here it goes.

I like...
-holding hot cups of coffee
-the sound of accordions
-shopping for garden decorations
-garden gnomes!
-scented candles
-collecting snapple caps
-the pictures in fairytale books
-painting rocks
-watching the Food Network
-the radiant color of the sky in California
-sunflowers
-freshly baked bread
-cross-stitching quaint pictures
-baking cakes
-silence
-riding my old bike
-reading by candlelight during power outages
-using the rowing machine at the school gym
-walking under the rain with a big umbrella
-wearing aprons
-stickers
-CVS and Rite Aid
-hula-hoops
-watching people pull taffy
-ladybugs
-walking on train tracks
-walnut trees
-going barefoot
-chasing chickens
-the phrase "useful as a chocolate teapot"
-Algernon Swinburne
-the scent of sunblock
-Davy Jones from Pirates of the Carribbean
-the names of the characters fro One Hundred Years of Solitude
-traditional Hawaiian music
-the shape of postage stamps
-looking at the people on the bus

:)

Grilled Cheese

2009-03-01T22:32:00.006-05:00

I am quite the grilled cheese aficionado and am constantly experimenting with ways to make my favorite sandwich. I have tried using the traditional stove top method, as well as a sandwich grilling machine, a panini grill, an oven toaster, and my favorite; the waffle maker. The waffle maker is a bit messy but it presses the bread in all the right places. Yummm.

P.S. In the fantastic movie, Benny and Joon, I just love the part when Sam makes grilled cheese sandwiches using an iron!

Candles

2009-02-19T23:45:00.002-05:00

I really really really enjoy scented candles. A few weeks ago I bought a pomegranate apple scented soy-lotion candle from CVS and when the candle wax is melted you can pour it over your hands and use it as a lotion! It smells a bit smokey though. Last Christmas my mum bought me a vanilla lime candle, which was pretty nice, and a Christmas cookie candle, which was heavenly delightful. This Christmas, a lady from my job gave me a candle shaped like a snowman. It's absolutely adorable. Right now, I've got a Mango, Grapefruit & Passion Punch candle lit up. Fruity! The quirkiest named candle I own is Rosy Rhubarb Pie. Well, I could go on and on about my candles so I'll just stop here.

Oh, and right now I'm searching for a peach-scented candle. If anyone finds a good one, let me know in the comments. Cheers!

Factual Information About M&M's

2009-02-12T22:22:00.000-05:00

*The little "m's" weren't printed on the delicious confections until 1950, and were originally black.

*Peanut M&M's were originally all brown, until 1960 when they were made in yellow (and also in two other colors which I don't particularly care for)

*In 1976, red M&Ms were removed from packages because the red dye used to color them caused reactions in some people. I knew they were evil! However, they were re-released into the world in 1987 due to popular demand.

hmm

2009-02-10T21:47:00.003-05:00

i'm not religious at all, but i find myself listening to "Ave Maria" on repeat all the time.

One Hundred Years of Solitude

2009-02-10T18:34:00.003-05:00

I never finished reading One Hundred Years of Solitude [how are you supposed to underline things on this website?] because I had to return it to the goshdarn library. It was really overdue, like, I took it out before Christmas, lol. Anyway, last week I blogged about how much I love the names of the characters. However, after reading further, the names became tedious because everyone named their children the same names over and over again, and this book is about several generations of the Buendia family, so I had a hard time telling everyone apart!

My New Mascot?

2009-02-06T23:07:00.001-05:00

Grumble Grumble

2009-02-05T17:45:00.002-05:00

My mom is furious about my sleeping schedule. In order to help me assimilate to the daywalking culture, she refuses to allow me to nap while the sun is still up in hopes that I will be too tired to stay up at night. Schmugganna I am not very happy with her >:[

i don't feel like doing anything

2009-02-03T02:08:00.001-05:00

and i don't want to sleep either. i think i'm just gonna look at my stickers while listening to "stand" by son lux over and over again.

More Kittehs

2009-02-03T00:21:00.006-05:00

(a little blurry, but whateva. this was done during A.P.U.S.H., my favoritest class eva')

One Hundred Years of Solitude

2009-02-02T22:01:00.004-05:00

I'm reading One Hundred Years of Solitude right now. It's so magical, and like, and I've been really fascinated by gypsies for a while. Reading this book is like an explosion of wonderfulness. As much as I love the passionate love affairs and the beautiful descriptions and just the amount of imagination put into this book, I must say, what really appeals to me are the splendid names Marquez uses. God, they're just so beautiful. Melquiades, Aureliano, Arcadio, Remedio Moscote, Don Apolinar, Santa Sofia de la Piedad, Pietro Crespi!

v.v

2009-01-31T15:58:00.004-05:00

I just looked up my hometown (Nowa Sarzyna,Poland) on Google Earth and it was overwhelming. I found the local swimming pool, and then my grandma's house, and then my favorite grocery store, and then the park I used to play in when I was little, and by the time I found my cousin Natalia's house I was unbearably sad. God, even seeing all of those roads and bridges that I've walked on made me emotional.

My Brown M&M Theory

2009-01-31T00:45:00.002-05:00

I think the brown M&M is secretly Willy Wonka. I mean, brown is the chocolatiest color out there. You can't ask for a better chocolate representative than Willy Wonka.

Blind Cat Challenge

2009-01-29T01:00:00.003-05:00

The challenge is to draw a cat while blindfolded (or you could just close your eyes). Here's my kitteh picture:

Decaf --> Bleh

2009-01-29T00:56:00.002-05:00

Why would anyone choose decaf over regular coffee? I mean, come on! Decaf smells like a fucking subway station! If you don't want caffeine, spare your taste buds the trouble and just drink some bloody water!

Nom Nom?

2009-01-27T22:05:00.002-05:00

I was looking through a bunch of blogs, and there was one that kinda caught my attention. It was written in a different language so i didn't really get what it was about. Basically, the posts alternated between pictures of cute kittehs and pictures of Chinese food. What is that insinuating? o_o

Berries

2009-01-26T21:31:00.005-05:00

I was eating frozen berries today and they stained my fingers. My hands looked like a mess of bloody, mottled bruises. Or like the hands of a relentless murderer O.o

P.S. Berries and cream! Berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!
P.P.S. This was a berry messy day. Hehehe...

If I Had Amazing Witch Powers

2009-01-25T20:33:00.003-05:00

I would cast a spell that would allow me to transport myself to anyplace on the face of this planet in a matter of seconds. Because, honestly, I've spent the whole day thinking about the people I miss and the floppy nostalgic feeling swimming throughout my insides is getting pretty annoying.

This Sickens Me

2009-01-24T03:36:00.006-05:00

A whole bag full of green M&M's? Who is responsible for this repulsive creation??? If I ever set my eyes upon the person who turned my deepest darkest nightmare into reality, I will shank them!

Madness

2009-01-23T19:04:00.003-05:00

I just read that apples are more efficient at waking people up in the morning than caffeine. Wha???