Inspection of M&M's

Let's get to it!

Red:
I totally hate Red's personality. He has a major case of Napoleon Complex. I mean, why else would he be so odious and mentally abusive towards the tall yet sweet and gentle Yellow. The only other reason for his anger issues would be unrequited love. On the M&M's website, it says that Red's turn on is "When people blindly follow his wise advice". Hmmmm...

I don't think there's anything wrong with the red ones taste wise, but I avoid eating the red M&M's anyway, just cuz of the whole red dye #40 bug scare thing.

Orange:
Upon first sight, Orange appears to be an "Average Joe", but I think there is something more to him. He looks like he's hiding a secret. Or maybe he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Either way, I find Orange intriguing.

I love eating the orange M&M's. They are delish!

Yellow:
Yellow, Yellow, Yellow. I love that fella' so much. He's my favorite M&M because he's goofy and adorable and his puppy-dog grin makes my heart melt. According to the M&M's website, he likes pretty ladies and fluffy things. *Sigh* What a man.

The yellow M&M's are the most delectable of all, especially when they're peanut M&M's. Their elongated shape makes them perfect for my preferred method of eating M&M's. First, I bite the M&M in half, and the yellow ones break apart so nicely. Then I eat one chocolate half, and I take the nut out of the other half and blah blah balah it's a long process. Oh, and the color of the yellow M&M's is so bright and cheerful. I love it!

Green:
Skank. That's all I have to say.

I don't eat the green ones because I don't want to contract any diseases. Ew.

Blue:
Blue looks like a pretty chill dude. He plays the saxophone or whatever. I like to think that gives him soul. He has a cool air about him. I bet Red is really jealous of him. Blue kinda reminds me of Fonzie (I don't actually know much about the Fonz, I'm just making this comparison based on what I gathered from Family Guy).

While I don't have anything against Blue, I ABHOR the blue M&M's. I refuse to eat them ever. EVER!

Brown:
Is Brown even alive? Because I've never seen him.

The brown M&M's taste prettay good. They're classy, they're chocolaty, they're yum.