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So yesterday, my dear friend Arizona* told me a very thought provoking fact: "a new study emerged about how the blue dye found in blue M&Ms can help people suffering from spinal injuries and such". I was very shocked to hear this. Has my assumption that the blue M&M's are evil been wrong for all of these years? Maybe the red ones are the true evil masterminds after all. I just don't know what to think anymore.

*Name has been changed to protect my friend from red M&M's once they find out that we know who the real evil M&M's are.