YES

The Pillowig is the most genius accessory I've ever laid eyes on. You can sleep anywhere in comfort! They should shell these babies out in homeless shelters.

Rats

It would be fantastic if I could train a rat into becoming my henchman. I mean, rats are kinda cute when they're not diseased, and if I could put a leash on one of those feisty critters, it'd look pretty fantabulous. And if someone's was giving me trouble I could just be like "Watch out, bitch. My rat will give you rabies". Lawl.

I Want To Learn Japanese

I was watching a documentry about how Japan's population is drastically decreasing. There'll be a lot of job opurtunities in the future and living in Tokyo would be really rad. If my Mustache Museum plans don't work out, I think I shall move to Japan.

Mooo!

There's this facebook group called "The guy who discovered milk......what was he doing with the cow?". I believe that there is a fairly reasonable explanation for his discovery. He saw a calf feeding from its momma and thought, "Hey, maybe I can recieve nourishment from that big speckled creature too! Unga!Unga!". Or maybe he saw this commercial:

So I was supposed to go to sleep super early today so I wouldn't be all crazy tomorrow, but I can't stop looking at pictures of insane-o nails. Here are some Wild-West themed nails that I think are fantabulous, mostly because I think cowboys are fantabulous.