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I just looked up my hometown (Nowa Sarzyna,Poland) on Google Earth and it was overwhelming. I found the local swimming pool, and then my grandma's house, and then my favorite grocery store, and then the park I used to play in when I was little, and by the time I found my cousin Natalia's house I was unbearably sad. God, even seeing all of those roads and bridges that I've walked on made me emotional.

My Brown M&M Theory

I think the brown M&M is secretly Willy Wonka. I mean, brown is the chocolatiest color out there. You can't ask for a better chocolate representative than Willy Wonka.

Blind Cat Challenge

The challenge is to draw a cat while blindfolded (or you could just close your eyes). Here's my kitteh picture:

Decaf --> Bleh

Why would anyone choose decaf over regular coffee? I mean, come on! Decaf smells like a fucking subway station! If you don't want caffeine, spare your taste buds the trouble and just drink some bloody water!

Nom Nom?

I was looking through a bunch of blogs, and there was one that kinda caught my attention. It was written in a different language so i didn't really get what it was about. Basically, the posts alternated between pictures of cute kittehs and pictures of Chinese food. What is that insinuating? o_o

Berries

I was eating frozen berries today and they stained my fingers. My hands looked like a mess of bloody, mottled bruises. Or like the hands of a relentless murderer O.o

P.S. Berries and cream! Berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!
P.P.S. This was a berry messy day. Hehehe...

If I Had Amazing Witch Powers

I would cast a spell that would allow me to transport myself to anyplace on the face of this planet in a matter of seconds. Because, honestly, I've spent the whole day thinking about the people I miss and the floppy nostalgic feeling swimming throughout my insides is getting pretty annoying.

This Sickens Me

A whole bag full of green M&M's? Who is responsible for this repulsive creation??? If I ever set my eyes upon the person who turned my deepest darkest nightmare into reality, I will shank them!

Madness

I just read that apples are more efficient at waking people up in the morning than caffeine. Wha???

Algernon Swinburne

Last week, while waiting for my English lecture to begin, I started to flip through a poetry book that I found laying on the floor. It was about the Pre-Raphaelites and there were portraits of the poets in the beginning of the book. One portrait that caught my attention was the one of Algernon Swinburne.


I'm not sure why, but I was fascinated by this picture. Maybe it's because Algernon looks innocent and devious at the same time. And his hair, it's so wild! He looks like a charming rogue straight out of some fantastical pirate story. How intriguing!

My favorite of Algernon's poems is "An Interlude". Here's a link to the poem. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

http://webapp1.dlib.indiana.edu/swinburne/view?docId=pb1intrl00&query=&brand=swinburne

Secret

Sometimes, when I'm walking down the hallway and the person in front of me smells good, I follow them.

So I'm Thinking About BecomingNocturnal

My family is a bit irritating so to avoid them, I shall become nocturnal. What's my plan?

Return from school at 4 pm
Sleep from 4:30 pm to 8:30 pm
Brush teeth
Make dinner
Do whateva'
Sleep from 3:45 am to 5:45 am
Cool.

Important Years in History

1954- The peanut M&M is born.
1960- Yellow M&M is introduced. Oh baby!
1982- M&M's go to space. Cool.
1992- I left my mother's womb.

Inspection of M&M's

Let's get to it!

Red:
I totally hate Red's personality. He has a major case of Napoleon Complex. I mean, why else would he be so odious and mentally abusive towards the tall yet sweet and gentle Yellow. The only other reason for his anger issues would be unrequited love. On the M&M's website, it says that Red's turn on is "When people blindly follow his wise advice". Hmmmm...

I don't think there's anything wrong with the red ones taste wise, but I avoid eating the red M&M's anyway, just cuz of the whole red dye #40 bug scare thing.

Orange:
Upon first sight, Orange appears to be an "Average Joe", but I think there is something more to him. He looks like he's hiding a secret. Or maybe he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Either way, I find Orange intriguing.

I love eating the orange M&M's. They are delish!

Yellow:
Yellow, Yellow, Yellow. I love that fella' so much. He's my favorite M&M because he's goofy and adorable and his puppy-dog grin makes my heart melt. According to the M&M's website, he likes pretty ladies and fluffy things. *Sigh* What a man.

The yellow M&M's are the most delectable of all, especially when they're peanut M&M's. Their elongated shape makes them perfect for my preferred method of eating M&M's. First, I bite the M&M in half, and the yellow ones break apart so nicely. Then I eat one chocolate half, and I take the nut out of the other half and blah blah balah it's a long process. Oh, and the color of the yellow M&M's is so bright and cheerful. I love it!

Green:
Skank. That's all I have to say.

I don't eat the green ones because I don't want to contract any diseases. Ew.

Blue:
Blue looks like a pretty chill dude. He plays the saxophone or whatever. I like to think that gives him soul. He has a cool air about him. I bet Red is really jealous of him. Blue kinda reminds me of Fonzie (I don't actually know much about the Fonz, I'm just making this comparison based on what I gathered from Family Guy).

While I don't have anything against Blue, I ABHOR the blue M&M's. I refuse to eat them ever. EVER!

Brown:
Is Brown even alive? Because I've never seen him.

The brown M&M's taste prettay good. They're classy, they're chocolaty, they're yum.